saddle a hippopotamus

Tonight, we're dancing and on sunday we'll go riding.

http://gravitando.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/hippopotamus-polka-early1850s.jpg

fry eggs on your hot cheeks

1. after jogging
2. after skiing
3. after dancing
4. after an aerobic lesson
5. after learn how to play tennis
6. after playing foot
7. after biking
8. after playing beach volley
9. after rollerskating
10. after kickboxing
11. after playing hockey
12. - sorry, but I eat chips and watch tv for the whole day.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/brandonchalk/14918561/

brush your teeth with a kitchenmop

dream about dreaming a dream

restart the production of instant photography

feel space

grease a lightning

grease lightning from fabiohendry on Vimeo.

colour snowflakes

© Eleanor Hardwick (http://eleanorhardwick.com/)

hug air

see nothing in a mirror

Front page of the Daily Mirror, May 2004
Not to be Reproduced (La reproduction interdite) - Rene Magritte

guess someones date of birth

I can guess your birthday in 10 steps:

1. Multiply the number of the day on which you were born by 5.
2. Add 17.
3. Double the answer.
4. Subtract 13.
5. Multiply by 5
6. Subtract 8.
7. Double the answer.
8. Add 9
9. Add the number of the month in which you were born.
10.Subtract 203.

eat crispy flakes without a sound

be in berlin and see the great wall of china

finish something completely

catch raindrops before they fall on you

stand on a rainbow

catch a fly and give it a hug

educate a jellyfish

pretend to do nothing

boil an egg on the moon

lick your ellbow

be a question mark

http://images.quickblogcast.com/80618-70584/bearded_lady1.jpg

dance without moving

5 dancesongs i will never dance to them:

• DJ Bobo, "Chihuahua", 2003
• Las Ketchup "The Ketchup Song", 2002
• Passion Fruit, "The Rigga Ding Dong Song", 1999
• Mickie Krause, "Finger in Po Mexiko", -
• Tim Toupet, "Ich bin ein Döner", -

for life to go exactly planned

draw the number 6 while making clockwise circles with your leg

milk cows in a gucci dress

hold 535 patents

start without ending

walk through polypropylen

take many pictures as moments in your life

Cat Cam Users:

think something is impossible

blow away fog

google yourself without a hit

TAKE A PICTURE OF A DREAM.

catch a falling star and put it in your pocket

play ping pong with your nose

cuddle a porkepie

Steven Burke

play ping pong with your nose

Steven Burke

dive into money

http://www.wdr.de/tv/kopfball/sendungsbeitraege/2008/0928/dagobert.jsp?vote=5

do a handstand moonwalk

burn like hell

imagine six trees

colour snowflakes

ask stupid questions 2

When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

When people lose weight, where does it go?

Where does the fire go when the fire goes out?

Where does the white go when the snow melts?

sing your favorite song under water